Sagadahoc Stories # 93: 5/24/99

Lilac Rain

Ely said, "It's that moment when all the things you planned to do come down to those you can do. When Spring turns to Summer." The vernal inspiration has us all puffed up, now we have to navigate this balloon.

Powerline Bloom


Bee in the Seal
We got the last of the garden planted under a waxing moon. Corn, spuds and tomatoes. And what used to be summer flowers are already arriving. Irises and lupines everywhere. Big bumblers are buzzing in the Solomon Seals, and the first ruby-throated humming bird zipped in to join them for a sip. I mowed three times this week, and the grasses just keep laughing it up. We had two more days of soaking rain, and the lilacs exploded. Their heavy scent permeates the yard. Our drive is littered with winged maple seeds. The air is full of poplar cotton, riding the wind. Maine in her glory, just before the hordes descend to trample our vintage.

The collegiates are showing up, and you realize how middle-aged these small towns look most of the year. School kids have come out from their phosphorescent caves, too, to gambol about in real time. Christopher got his dirt bike, and has been roaring round and round out back, learning how to pop wheelies. So much for my 10-year-old summer helper. And neighborhood quietude. His grin is so infectious I feel my frown twitching. And I'm betting he'll need gas money before long.


Hopper Goes
They finally hauled away the last of the old mill, and I managed to catch a shot of the big hopper rolling uphill behind Doug's truck. Only two months late, which is where most of us are at. All the contractors are run off their feet, and you want to hope you don't have a plumbing emergency until September. The subs have been treating us well, though. Bob the drywall man skim-coated and sanded his way out of here Friday while Ellis replumbed the basement. They both reported that their phones ring all night with work they can't handle. No wonder the summerpeople think Maine tradesmen are stubbornly independent.

When we had that shakeout back in the 80s, a lot of contractors went South, into chapter eleven or otherwise, and the survivors have had steady work since. Now a new glut of capital is surging up from the urbs, chasing too few hands. Brent took a job estimate to the yard to be computed and was told there are 40 estimates ahead of his. A ten day wait. On top of which there's a severe labor shortage in the grunt department. Try and find a twenty-something who wants to lug shingles, or knife joint compound. Who wants to sweat when there's telemarketing at a premium per? Or hustling name brands in Freeport? The good old days when these little burgs were full of counter culturalists wielding hammers are gone. Those guys are now managing their investments, and calling round for a contractor.

Slumped Shack

Meanwhile we have this soaring new space in our architecture. Dr. Bob points out that recomposing the inside of an old house creates dimensions you can't find anywhere else, and our hall gallery proves the point. You wouldn't design a head banger at the foot of the stairs, or put those deep sags in the floorlines, but you wouldn't get this serendipitous light chamber full of unlikely angles, either. Once again Peggy saw the volumes and envisioned a happy enclosure. Ottavio will be hanging doors tomorrow. Still working solo.

I had Coyote on my crew this week, and could have done without the help. Wednesday was a rain day, and I had a list of promises as long as a fish story, which I'd saved for such a one. Including the reconditioning of a loaner plane. A few weeks back, when I'd been up to Bruce's in quest of boat advice, he offered me the use of a long jointing plane, to fair up planks and such. It was covered in rust and dull as a spoon, but I figured reconditioning it was a fair trade. The first time I picked it up the handle broke in half, which is when I should have suspected there was a mongrel in the manger. But I doused it with penetrating oil and set it aside for a spare moment.


Iris Cat
Wednesday morning was as spare as it's gotten, too misty and showery to build boat, so I applied some torque, and disassembled the beast. Chucked a wire brush into a spare drill, clamped it to a bracket, and scoured the rusty pieces. Epoxyed the handle. Shined and sharpened the blade. I'd been proceeding systematically until a cloudburst made me drop everything and go cover an outside job. When I came back into the Eagles I saw that my wet boots would make a mess of the sawdust covering the floor, so I did a complete housecleaning, tossing wood ends onto the burn piles, vacuuming the corners and benches. The works.

Feeling righteous, I went to recomposing the plane. And discovered a piece was missing. After an hour and a half of searching I knew Coyote was on the set, and tried to sweet-talk the cur. Nothing would appease him except my complete abasement. I retraced every step of the morning. Handled every object in the shop, shed, and house. I had a clear vision of the wedge-shaped piece, could feel its weight in my hand. But it was gone.

Iris


Lilac Spring
There was no way I was going to accomplish anything else until I found that damned piece, so I went down to the restaurant, to lay my case before the tribunal. The boys had a good grin, and Dr. Bob offered to make a house call. "Sometimes a new set of eyes ..." he suggested. But he didn't walk into the shop and lay hands on the mystery. The force was not with us. He did ask me how the plane went together and I made a distracted gesture.

"Are you sure it's not all there?" he asked.

"No, no. This piece goes right here I pointed." What a stupid question, I thought.

So we applied psychology. I was reminded of the blind grandmother in 100 Years of Solitude who could always find what was missing because people lost things when they deviated from their ordinary paths, and she always noticed if they did. I tried to remember every misstep of the day, while the doctor reasoned that it was probably where I wasn't looking, because I was trapped in a loop of relooking in the same places. We just couldn't find the other place.

Lilacs

In despair I dug out the three-foot monkey wrench I use for Luddite gesturing, had Bob stand back, and heaved it into the shop. It gouged a nasty hole in the floor. "There," I said. "That should fix it."

It wasn't a minute later that I started tinkering with the bits of plane on the bench in futile despondence. That's when I turned over one of the parts, and saw it was the missing piece.

AIEEEE. AHOOOO. I laughed and cried and howled. The doc cackled and we stumbled round in hilarity until too weak to go on. Sometimes the missing piece is right in front of your eyes. Maybe you had to be there.

I'm not sure I was there all week. All I managed to get done on the scow was to build and install the wet and dry wells in the stern of her. Fowler came over to commiserate. He's got a squad of wood hulls in disassembly in his yard, and wonders if we aren't anachronistic nuts in this plastic age. He actually sold off the little sailboat that was plaguing him, to a grandfather with a pond no deeper than the hull. "Probably the best place for it," he said. Fowler also dragged his big lapstrake hull out by the road and put a FOR SALE sign on her. So maybe he's thinking plastic.


Lamoreau's Lupins
"You ever notice there are a lot of fiberglass sailers out there having fun on the water," he observed, and we chuckled at our absurdity. Here I am building an ark when there's no sign of rain. He's got his whole fleet in pieces. And the world has changed. It used to be that only a few people messed about in boats. The wealthy, who could afford to hire craftsmen to maintain their wooden vessels, the dedicated amateurs, and the working waterman, for whom keeping up boats was a way of life. Production plywood boats began to change that, but they needed a certain amount of attention, and boating still meant digging out rot in the dooryard.

Now you buy it, dump it in the water, stick it away for the winter, and repeat. About as much time is spent thinking about the lines and construction details of glass boats as it takes to eat a MacBurger with fries. Which may explain why they're such ugly things. Instead of immersed in an intimate connection between hand and eye and wood and time, you can spend all your spare time yachting. Not groaning over a soft spot in the hull. Unless you have a soft spot in the head. And a different sense of time and proportion.

Purple Dandelions


Busy
I'm not sure you can depend on either in May. Time speeds up as the days stretch out and everything seems out of proportion. I've been scuttling from one task to another. Paintings and prints and illustrations, and now talk of a big gate for the Maine Festival. A couple of monumental figures to straddle the main entrance. These 70s institutions refuse to die. Here's the Maine Times back in print and the Arts Festival carries on. Not to mention those incurable local artists who are now the old hands. Kind of like dropout carpenters who are now contractors. Or toymakers building arks.

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