Sagadahoc Stories #90:
Putting Out
Serious Spring now, and the scene has gone pastel. Droops dangle
and catkins puff. The tiny leaves are spreading. Dandelions dot
the lawns and fern hunters are out fiddling. New buds are casting
off the old beech leaves at last. It's still dry as a bone, but
the trees are bursting into color anyway, because it's time. Long
views are dappled with yellow greens and touches of carmine. The
midday sun singes our bare arms, and lingering evening light shines
through an intense green world.
May Day was everything a pagan holiday should be. Hot enough to
uncoil your snake, and a breeze to keep the blackflies off. Despite
the drought, the little plaguers are hatching, and the pollen
begins to fly. Sniffing and swatting season. And boat launching.
Saturday the landing lot was crammed with trailers by midday,
mostly jet-skiers. We've become the low-rent gateway of choice
for personal watercraft. So that buzzing might not be flies.
Even in my preoccupied condition, I realized it was time to put
down my bevel gauge and put out the ornaments. I sawed out and
gang painted new legs for the robins, mounted the frog pitcher
(#47) on the mailbox, snuggled the fish-tailed Capricorn into
our boat shrine with The Lady of The Lake, set Pan, Pogo, and
Churchy dancing around the ritual circle, and fed Christina to
the eagle gate. In honor of this year's foolishness, I upturned
Seth's plywood punt, made a hay nest in it, then had the fox just
jumping aboard, scattering chickens. The message: if you put your
nest egg into a boat...
Nest Egg
After I planted the ornaments I had to mow around them. That Husky
I bought two years ago started first crank, and ran through a
tank of gas, no problem. Then it refused to run, except in fits
and starts. So I clanked open the toolbox and rattled wrenches
at it. To no avail. Stripped and reconstructed everything but
the block. NADA. But I was content to perform the annual genuflection.
Reveled in the smell of oil and gas and sizzled skin. There's
something fine about repeating the frustrations of our greasy
youth, knowing it doesn't really matter. There's always another
used mower down the road. You just tear apart small engines to
see their juices run. And smell your memories.
Passing cars beeped in salute of the front lawn all day, and a
woman from Dresden pulled up the drive just at sunset to wax fruitily
about our ornamentation. It's nice to get recognition from the
cognoscenti. My ambition is to keep a dozen robins hopping out
front, but some fans are so eager they just have to carry birds
off. Right now we have 14 red-breasts in residence, but it's early
days.
Robins
And busy days in this dooryard. Ottavio has been ripping out the upstairs and reframing our space. Opening the stairwell overhead and installing skylights, building in a half bath. Making the hidden interior suddenly airy and light.
The way we think about space is so different in this generation.
In the 1890s, when this place was built, the house was divided
up into dark little spaces. No closets, in an age of wardrobes
and chests, and fewer possessions. Indoor life was lived around
the stoves and in the kitchen, with the emphasis on keeping enclosed,
and warm. Now, with cheap fuel, central heating, and double glazing,
we want to expose ourselves to the sky and the world. Maybe because
we've stopped working outdoors, we want to bring it inside more
often. And we want expansive rooms to rattle around in. Ottavio
is turning five claustrophobias into a big sunny room and a half
bath. With a view of the Town Hall steeple and a slice of river,
no less.
Pretty fancy. After he got the skylights in, Ottavio presented me a long-handled device. "Here's your Yuppie Crank," he announced. It's finally happened. We've become Moderne. Next it'll be bark mulch and arugula canapes. I was so downcast that Ottavio postponed giving me the bill.
Ellis and Rambo have galloped through, roughing in the plumbing
and wiring. Ellis is very calm for a guy who sweats pipe all day,
but Rambo doesn't have an off switch. It's always a treat to have
him speed-rap his way through your day, stripping wire and shedding
insulation like a whirlwind. As usual the contractor and the subs
have better ways of doing things than you'd ever imagine, and
they make impossible jobs look easy. And they do it to code. I've
avoided dealing with these renovations for years because they
were too daunting. Not to mention the moola. Now we're waiting
on the drywall sub.
Store Ice
Between the renovators and the boat kibitzers this has been a
hot site. If you want to draw a crowd, just set up molds in the
dooryard. You can go to the local watering holes for converse
and conviv, or start building a boat.
I'd like to tell you that this ark is fleshing out rapidly, but it ain't so. Third and fourth guessing each decision, and weighing all the good advice, has made for a slow week. I did get the last of the molds set up, and the permanent form pieces centered and plumb. Determined how to frame the motor well and the mast step. When it came to bending on keelson, chine, and sheer, I bogged.
Every creation has the same cycle of enthusiasm and agony. Invariably
there's some crucial choice which is the key to unlock the process.
Often I know before I begin exactly how a piece will go together,
but I still have to spend time in the moaning chair running through
all the alternatives. Then pick up the wood and just do it.
With this scow it's been the bow framing that puzzled me to a standstill. Once the molds were up, it was obvious that you can't edge set the chines and sheers, or even bend on the keelson, cold, over the radical curve of the bow. Should I steam the timbers? Rip and laminate? Or make sawn frames? Each method had its pros and cons.
Taking Shape
I did a test lamination of inch-square strips, which promptly
failed. Then I tried yarning down the keelson with a block and
tackle, using Ebba as prime mover. A bit too prime. When the tackle
came two-blocks, molds started snapping and the strongback wrenched
out of square. I beat it back true with my commander, and muttered
prayers to the gods of plumb. Parked the truck out of reach.
The path of least resistance proved to be sawing out the bow pieces
where chines and sheers meet, which I templated and lined out
on 14 inch wide plank from Eric. Then I did the same with two
center pieces which will sandwich alongside the keelson at the
forward bulkhead, and be filled out with blocking. It begins to
look like a bow.
Scarf Clamps
I've been agonizing about which oak to use for what long timbers,
but today I simply grabbed the handiest plank and set to it. Rigged
a jig on the bandsaw to rough cut the scarf joints, not the easiest
thing when you're ripping a foot-long triangle out of the bitter
end of a 16 foot 1X6. Trued the scarfs as best I could with the
belt sander, and epoxied the keelson scarf in place on the molds.
Tomorrow will tell the tale.
Feels like it's really starting to happen. The warm season, the
boat, the new upstairs. Nice to escape the doldrums and doubts,
and soak up some rays. Good to smell fresh oak and turned compost.
The dooryard's been full of lies, and a world of technical information.
There are more ways to skin a scow than you'd ever guess, and
this town knows them all.
Empty Moorings
I even managed to do an al fresco painting yesterday morning.
The view downriver from the bridge. Just Jimmy's float and the
empty moorings. A quick take, but good to get out legging with
my kitbag and the dog at heel. Trying to keep some of my irons
in the fire. It burns pretty hot in May, and the juggling gets
intense. The world quickens. Forgotten muscles ache. Skin gets
pink. Hope you're in it, too.