Cricket Fiddles the Night Away
Cricket was fiddling up a storm. The late summer afternoon
had been sweltering hot. So sultry those creatures who had to be out and
about were suffering from heat exhaustion when the Sun finally set. Now
the evening drone of insects was beginning, and Cricket was jiving to
the tune. The only creature who had enjoyed the day was Snake. She had luxuriated in the sticky heat, stretched out on the south side of the neighborhood woodpile. Snake had shed her old skin this week, and her sleek new suit sparkled in the sunlight. Snake just loved how the light played on her, and she couldn’t resist flexing her muscles to see the colors dance along her sides. |
Cricket had not had such a delightful day. He’d been
holed up on the shady side of the woodpile with a quorum of his wife’s
kinfolk. Despite the oppressive heat, they had insisted on yammering about
that cursed serpent. Snake, you see, had been snacking on the cricket fry
ever since the big hatch, and the whole clan was in a tizzy.
Cricket had attempted to ignore the brouhaha and sleep while the Sun was high.
He figured it was a cricket’s job to celebrate the Waning of Summer
in song, and not fixate on fate. There would always be snakes, but today’s
tune was in the air and gone tomorrow. If you didn’t fiddle it now,
the moment would pass ungraced. Why obsess on the obvious?
But the clan’s insistent clacking had demanded Cricket’s attention.
He was the Master Fiddler, and elected Clan Chieftain, and the kinfolk wanted
him to address the slippery subject of serpents. Cricket had kept his eyes
closed, and hoped they’d all cool down, but when his mate poked him
for the third time Cricket had smiled ruefully, and opened his eyes.
Cricket had tried to jollify the other insects with one of his off-pitch jokes.
A few of the young males squeaked and nudged each other, but the rest of the
tribe had met his jibe with stony faces. His wife had given him one of those
looks.
So he’d promised to approach Snake, and try to negotiate some sort of
truce. Cricket thought the whole idea ridiculous, probably dangerous –
but anything was better than a row with the wife. Or the clacking of her kin.
Cricket said he’d get right to it. Tomorrow.
But now the Sun was setting behind towering cumulonimbus clouds, and it was
still hot enough to boil your brain. Perfect fiddling weather. In the sultry
evening stillness Cricket took up his bow and dashed into a mad mazurka he’s
learned from a passing Gypsy moth. Cricket filled the air with glittering
glissandi.
As usual, the dapper fiddler was dressed in his best bib and tucker. Bow tie
knotted just so, two-toned shoes spit-shined. Cricket did a little jig as
he fiddled. Tomorrow might see his end, but tonight was made for music and
dancing. He sawed a dazzling arpeggio, then leaped three feet in the air,
clicking his heels. Cricket fiddled furiously.
Slowly the other creatures in earshot felt their hearts lighten. Cricket’s
tune vibrated with pure joy. The younger Crickets lost their fears, and joined
in chorus to the Master’s tune. The biting bugs swarmed and buzzed and
whined and danced in the air. The moths fluttered in gay arabesques. Night
creatures woke from their daydreams, harkened to the tune, grinned and sniffed
the air. Even the other cricket elders began to smile a little.
“What is Life but a dance of Joy?” Cricket’s song seemed
to ask, and the rest of the clan nodded knowingly. They broke out their instruments
and commenced to tune up. Cricket fiddled furiously.
Soon the din of insect music was almost deafening. There was a thunderous
bass riff rumbling under the melody now, too – and flashes of lightening
strobed, freezing the insect dancers in frenzied poses. Bats were whistling
merrily, and diving through the dancing swarms, feeding on the insect frenzy.
The music was all madness and mayhem. Cricket fiddled furiously.
A whiff of ozone, a rush of damp air, and the storm exploded overhead. Teeming
rain poured down on the revelers, most of whom scattered and fled into hiding.
Cricket fiddled furiously.
Cloths drenched, bow tie drooping, soaked shoes squelching as he hopped from
foot to foot, Cricket played a skirling salute to the storm. Violent squalls
shook the trees, and they threw down leaves and branches in supplication.
The air was so full of moisture you could hardly breathe, but Cricket sawed
away. Then, suddenly, the cloudburst was over. The thunder rumbled and tumbled
off along. The whole World dripped and steamed. Cricket fiddled furiously.
More slowly now, and sadly in the cooling night, Cricket played old waltzes
and sensuous Schottish. The fiddler honored the muggy darkness, and the passing
season, in song. The clouds parted and blew away. The stars came out. And
so did the other night creatures, shaking off the wet, and moving rhythmically
to the elegiac music. Cricket added flourishes to the old songs, and they
mutated into wholly new melodies. As though the ending of this time was merely
a passage into a melodious unknown.
Unknown to Cricket, Snake was mesmerized by the music. She had slithered into
the woodpile at the first sign of the storm, for fear rain might spot her
lovely new skin. But she had lain near the entrance to her lair, listening
to Cricket’s performance, in rapture. The serpent’s tongue tingled
to Cricket’s tunes, and involuntary shudders of delight rippled along
Snake’s sides. Cricket fiddled furiously.
Cricket played all night long. Long after his kindred,
and most of the night creatures, had packed it in, Cricket was still wailing
on the night air, and calling up the Morning Star. Sister Skunk paused
on her way home with a bellyful of fresh compost to enjoy his dawn solo.
And Mother Coon told her malingering children to listen up. That when
Cricket played his last lick of the night it was time they were off the
roads, and deep into the puckerbrush. Cricket bowed one final note, and held it quavering as the Sun came up. |
When Cricket staggered home to his bed in the woodpile, he had forgotten all
about his pledge to confront Snake. All the other crickets were sound asleep,
and Cricket silently crawled in beside his mate. He was soon snoring contentedly.
But the cricket clan hadn’t forgotten. Morning was barely half over,
and the neighborhood dragonflies had just finished their second breakfast,
when the yammering about Snake rose to a fever pitch. A dozen cricket fry
had foolishly spent the night camped out in the tall grass, and the local
homeowner had chosen that morning to mow the lawn, flushing the youngsters
on Snake’s side of the woodpile. Snake had gobbled all but one of the
campers, and she’d scuttled home shuddering in terror to tell the tale.
Now the whole tribe was apoplectic. The household hubbub rose to a crescendo.
Cricket’s mate jabbed him in the side, repeatedly, until he roused himself,
bleary eyed, muttering about the lack of respect for artists, etc.
But the clan was all cranked, and there was no getting around it. Cricket’s
time had come.
His mate had at least cleaned and ironed his best duds, stuffed his shoes
with paper to dry them, and given them a touch of polish – so he could
go out in a blaze of glory. Cricket loved clean dry clothes, and he found
himself whistling as he suited up. Cricket simply couldn’t stay grouchy
long, and the hazards of any day were too numerous to contemplate. Feeling
dandy in his fresh finery, Cricket stuck his fiddle and bow under one arm,
kissed the wife, nodded at the in-laws, and sauntered into the sunlight.
It was a glorious late summer day, with puffy cotton clouds sliding across
the Sky. Cricket tried to put on a solemn air as he strolled around the woodpile,
but the simple joy of being alive made him want to dance and play. It wasn’t
until he came into the presence of the serpent that Cricket woke up to the
awful risk he was running.
There lay his Nemesis. Snake was sunning herself, stretched out on a four-foot
length of ash, with her eyes half-closed, when Cricket hopped onto another
junk of firewood in front of her. The serpent’s tongue wriggled in and
out in delight. Here was the biggest, juiciest, dandiest cricket she’d
ever seen, and it appeared to be committing hari kari – marching into
the jaws of Death. Yum. Snake watched the insect in amazement.
Cricket was struck dumb. Up close the snake was overwhelming. Her smell overpowering.
Cricket was hypnotized by the serpent’s slitted gaze, and her flicking
tongue made Cricket tremble. But, if this was his moment, Cricket was not
going to go silently – words or no words. Cricket stuck his fiddle under
his chin, and began to play.
A haunting, mournful dirge curled out of Cricket’s fiddle. A melody
worthy of the End of Days. And as Cricket warmed to the tune he stared into
the cold emptiness of Snake’s eyes, convinced she truly was the End
incarnate. Cricket fiddled furiously.
Snake had been tensing her muscles to strike out and swallow this fat treat
when Cricket’s quavering notes sang in the air. And she hesitated. This
was very like the magic concert she had so enjoyed last evening. Slowly, muscle
by muscle, Snake relaxed, and sank into the music. Cricket fiddled furiously.
Cricket had never played so well. In the face of Doom, the fiddler found deep
wells of inspiration. An enchanting song of sadness flowed through Cricket,
and out of his instrument, until the very day seemed full of grief. Deeper
and deeper into himself Cricket reached. Tears welled up in the serpent’s
eye. Cricket fiddled furiously.
But Cricket can’t stay sad when the music possesses him and, little
by little, his tune changed. It lightened and began to lilt. An homage to
the joy of Life, however brief, hummed along the strings and leaped across
to the serpent’s ear. Her tongue wiggled in time. Cricket fiddled furiously.
When the tune started to jump Cricket commenced to do a buck and wing, and
Snake started to writhe. That almost broke the spell for Cricket. The shock
of seeing Snake move nearly made Cricket drop his fiddle, and he missed a
double stop. But Cricket is so adept when the music is upon him, that he covered
his fluff, turning it into an inspired improv, and quickened the tune another
notch. Cricket fiddled furiously.
Snake was rapt in the rapture. Cricket’s melodies spoke straight to
her soul, and her muscles rippled involuntarily, entrained to Cricket’s
tune. Now the fiddler was dancing a jig, and the big serpent commenced to
coil and uncoil rhythmically. Cricket was thrilled, and horrified. But his
awe only raised the music to more glorious heights. Cricket fiddled furiously.
Now all the neighboring day creatures were listening to this fabulous performance.
Songbirds had flocked into the surrounding trees, and were mute with admiration.
Butterflies were dancing to the music. Even the shrews and moles had crept
out into the tall grass to listen to Cricket’s grand finale.
That was the magic moment’s undoing. For Redtail Hawk was just passing
over the dooryard on his way down the wind when he spotted the unlikely occurrence
of a mole out in the grass at mid day. Always ready for a quick snack, Redtail
did a wingover, and dove on the mole.
Instantly the scene dissolved. Songbirds exploded in all directions. Rodents
scampered. In the flick of an eye Snake was hidden in the woodpile. Cricket
felt the shadow of Redtail pass over him, and he paused, but the music still
possessed him. He fiddled on. Even the scream of the hapless mole in Redtail’s
talons seemed no more than an eerie accompaniment to Cricket’s masterpiece.
Cricket fiddled furiously.
But the hawk had broken the enchantment for Snake. Now the danger was passed,
the serpent slipped back into the sunlight, and saw the fiddling cricket with
a more jaundiced eye. He was a nice tasty looking one, and Snake was growing
peckish. Cricket fiddled furiously.
Cricket had stopped watching Snake long since. He’d been playing wildly
with his eyes closed since before Redtail had swooped the scene, and he didn’t
hear Snake sliding up to him now. But something deep inside Cricket called
to him, urging him to look out, into the light. Cricket opened his eyes.
Snake was no more than a few inches away. Cricket stared into the slitted
eyes of Death. Cricket stopped fiddling.
But as she’d slithered up on the fiddler Snake had been enraptured by
the tune again, and her hunger had passed. When Cricket stopped the music
Snake hissed.
“That was delicious,” she lisped. Her tongue flicked in and out.
Cricket stared silently, then tipped his head. All volition had fled. Cricket
couldn’t speak, or play. The two creatures remained silent. Eye to eye.
It was Snake who finally spoke.
“We might come to an agreement,” the serpent wispered. Cricket
nodded.
“If you were to play for me, what might I do for you?” Snake asked.
“Not eat crickets?” Cricket managed to gasp out.
Snake hissed.
“Or .. just the silent ones?” Cricket hurriedly amended.
Snake stared at Cricket for a long moment, and then began to laugh. Cricket
didn’t know if Snake was laughing at his temerity. Was he was about
to get eaten for being so bold? Or was the serpent truly amused? Cricket shook
with doubt. But when Snake started slapping her tail up and down, writhing
on the ground, and howling with laughter, Cricket was so tickled by the absurdity
of it all he chuckled, too. Snake laughed and laughed, and Cricket jumped
up and down and clicked his heels.
After both creatures calmed down they swore a pact. Cricket would play for
Snake every evening. In return Snake would only devour the crickets who refused
to make music for the World. When a cricket saw him coming, they better strike
up a tune, pronto.
Cricket went home to a hero’s welcome. That night
the whole tribe played symphonic Kyries and songs of rejoicing until the
wee hours. Cricket’s wife even promised they could find a new nesting
place, farther away from her relatives. And both Cricket and Snake kept
their promises. Which is why crickets tell their children they better practice their music or the great Snake will get them. And why music is often the best cure for the evils of the World. |